An early Megazeux game. It's like a ZZT-style adventure game where you find items and talk to people.

The puzzles are really obtuse, and there are some bugs. One of them seems to make it so that the final battle never occurs. There are too many glitches, red herrings and insta-kills to bother documenting here. There's a lot of content in this game but it's too frustrating to be fun, really.

Also there are a lot of 90s pop culture references that I'm sure the author would be slightly embarrassed about if he found this game again. This thing is like a time capsule from 1995.

Two stars, but barely. Worth checking out if you're interested in seeing some of the better stuff from 1996, but Funky Chunky Monkey by the same author is much better...